January 17, 2006: A message to our neighbor

We live in an apartment. It's really nice, as a matter of fact, and we like it. A little small, perhaps, and it is mostly quiet. Mostly, that is, except for a certain neighbor upstairs who walks so heavily it sounds like there's a buffalo living there. She's not always so bad. I suspect during grazing hours there's less movement, but in the evening while we're preparing for sleep we can hear the migration into the bedroom. This sometimes causes aggravation. So Kathryn wrote a letter designed as an advertisement from a cheesy weight-loss business. I think she was at least half-serious about putting it in her mailbox.